"Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.”

“To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.”

“Let us save the tomorrows for work.”

“One day, I watched the sun setting forty-four times......You know...when one is so terribly sad, one loves sunsets.”

“Boundaries don't protect rivers, people do.”

“What potent blood hath modest May.”

“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”

“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!”