"A group of men in evening clothes..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“America cannot have an empire abroad and a Republic at home.”

“The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.”

“My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.”

“A person who is anxious to be a leader of the fashion, or one of the first to follow it, will certainly appear in the eyes of judicious men to have nothing better than a frequent change of dress to recommend him to notice.”

“I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.”

“Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves; but to make people think this or that; perfect idiocy she knew for no one was ever for a second taken in.”

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”

“It would be better if there were but one inhabitant to a square mile, as where I live.”

“Without a vision the people perish.”