"Never have a battle of wits with..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.”

“Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.”

“It is an important thing, in our never-ending pursuit of happiness, to stop and just be happy for a while.”

“Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.”

“In waking a tiger, use a long stick.”

“Fools multiply when wise men are silent.”

“What is perfectly true is perfectly witty.”

“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.”

“I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit.”