"Never have a battle of wits with..." - Quote by Mark Twain
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.”
“I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit.”