"The reason they're called the opposite sex..." - Quote by Walter Winchell

“Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.”

“Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.”

“The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.”

“If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.”

“I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.”

“There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.”

“He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.”

“Love is much deeper than a feeling. Love is a commitment we make to people to always treat that person right and honorably.”

“When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense.”