"The ladies here probably exchanged looks which..." - Quote by Jane Austen

“How wonderful, how very wonderful the operations of time, and the changes of the human mind!”

“What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant?”

“Vanity was the beginning and the end of Sir Walter Elliot's character; vanity of person and of situation.”

“I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.”

“We women, as some one says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes.”

“I grew up like a boy, also because most of the children who came to our house were boys.”

“The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.”

“I do not think I ever opened a book in my life which had not something to say upon woman's inconstancy. Songs and proverbs, all talk of woman's fickleness. But perhaps you will say, these were all written by men.”

“People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and play basketball to enjoy Gatorade. You can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic!”