"If a spectacle is going to be..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.”

“There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.”

“great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.”

“Usually, when I'm rappin', I'm creating a big story or a concept song that sounds like a movie to me.”

“Story-telling is subject to two unavoidable defects,--frequent repetition and being soon exhausted; so that, whoever values this gift in himself, has need of a good memory, and ought frequently to shift his company.”

“To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is not merely the proper occupation of the historian, but the inalienable privilege of any man of parts and culture.”

“It is always the novice who exaggerates.”

“the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.”

“He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.”