"Once I talked to the inmates of..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.”

“Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive.”

“Never miss an opportunity to shut up.”

“One wants to live, of course, indeed one only stays alive by virtue of the fear of death.”

“I cannot bring myself to believe that any human being lives who would do me any harm.”

“A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.”

“When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.”

“Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.”

“The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.”