"I've been stopped cold from eating another..." - Quote by Oprah Winfrey
I've been stopped cold from eating another burger!
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“To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness, indeed.”
“If anybody said that I should die if I did not take beef-tea or mutton, even under medical advice, I would prefer death.”
“You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.”