"President Bush threw out the first pitch..." - Quote by Amy Poehler
President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed.
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“Adventure and danger can be good for your heart and soul.”
“It's not communism, it's shouldn't be that everybody gets a try no matter how good or bad they are. It's our profession and our art, so we should eventually strive to be working with the best people.”
“I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show).”
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“Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.”
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