"People always get tired of one another...." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.”

“When I see that the nineteenth century has crowned the idolatry of Art with the deification of Love, so that every poet is supposed to have pierced to the holy of holies when he has announced that Love is the Supreme, or the Enough, or the All, I feel that Art was safer in the hands of the most fanatical of Cromwell's major generals than it will be if ever it gets into mine.”

“Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women.”

“Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world.”

“Men such as they are, very naturally seek money or power; and power because it is as good as money.”

“The reason we bitterly hate those who deceive us is because they think they are cleverer than we are.”

“I think everyone should approach relationships from the perspective of playing it straight and giving someone the benefit of the doubt. Until he establishes that this is a game. And if it's a game, you need to win. The best thing to do is just walk away from the table.”

“I have been used to consider poetry as "the food of love" said Darcy. "Of a fine, stout, healthy love it may. Everything nourishes what is strong already. But if it be only a slight, thin sort of inclination, I am convinced that one good sonnet will starve it entirely away.”

“Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.”