"We may give advice, but not the..." - Quote by Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“Sometimes there are accidents in our lives the skillful extrication from which demands a little folly.”

“A man would rather say evil of himself than say nothing.”

“A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice.”

“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

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“Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.”

“Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof.”

“You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn.”

“The wise way to benefit humanity is to attend to your own affairs, and thus give other people an opportunity to look after theirs.”