"Everything that goes into my mouth seems..." - Quote by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
More by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“Make no mistake: peaceful madmen are ahead of the future.”
“Become a better person and be sure to know who you are, before meeting someone new and hoping that person knows who you are”
“Once again she shuddered with the evidence that time was not passing, as she had just admitted, but that it was turning in a circle.”
More on Self Consciousness
“It is most difficult to speak when we are ashamed of being silent.”
“If I'm engrossed in a book, I have to rearrange my thoughts before I can mingle with other people, because otherwise they might think I was strange.”
“I think I've developed, as many people do, this sense of, 'Don't say the wrong thing, or else people will point at you and laugh.'”
More on Body Image
“My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.”
“Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.”
“I'm very short, so I just have to watch my weight because I have a big appetite.”