"It is a mistake that there is..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.”

“In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.”

“Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.”

“Their manners are more gentle, kind, than of Our human generation you shall find.”

“Manners are the happy ways of doing things; each once a stroke of genius or of love, now repeated and hardened into usage.”

“The great secret, Eliza, is not having bad manners or good manners or any other particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls: in short, behaving as if you were in Heaven, where there are no thirdclass carriages, and one soul is as good as another.”

“Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless.”

“We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.”

“No sane man will dance.”