Quote by George Bernard Shaw: "Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't slee..."

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

More by George Bernard Shaw

“We all go about longing for love: it is the first need of our natures, the loudest cry of our hearts.”

“Every girl has a right to be loved.”

“My reputation grows with every failure.”

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”

“There's villainous news abroad.”

“You are my true and honourable wife;As dear to me as the ruddy dropsThat visit my sad heart.”

“You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together.”

“You want to make him interested in you? Then pretend to be embarrassed in his presence-”

“The love of the family, the love of one person can heal. It heals the scars left by a larger society. A massive, powerful society.”