"It is easier to stay out than..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.”

“Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.”

“But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery - go!”

“It is better to be frightened now than killed hereafter”

“My philosophy is to "kill the monster while it's little." The best time to handle a "negative" emotion is when you first begin to feel it. It's much more difficult to interrupt an emotional pattern once it's full-blown.”

“The murder of a dozen innocent people is unquestionably a human tragedy. But that is no excuse for reacting blindly by preventing hundreds of thousands of other people from defending themselves against meeting the same fate.”

“Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.”

“Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.”

“Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office.”