"Perfume: any smell that is used to..." - Quote by Elbert Hubbard

“The great Big Black Things that have loomed against the horizon of my life, threatening to devour me, simply loomed and nothing more. The things that have really made me miss my train havealways been sweet, soft, pretty, pleasant things of which I was not in the least afraid.”

“It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test.”

“Every tyrant who ever lived has believed in freedom — for himself.”

“Courage is virtue which champions the cause of right.”

“Value is what you get.”

“A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.”

“Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.”

“Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer.”

“The only people who become wealthy by being concerned with the future are insurance companies.”