"Humor is like a frog; if you..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.”

“And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.”

“When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.”

“Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"”

“I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one...”

“I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached, after traveling through Japan, as well as countless hours reading, studying, and analyzing this fascinating culture, is that you should always tighten the cap on the shampoo bottle before you put it in your suitcase.”

“A library of wisdom, is more precious than all wealth, and all things that are desirable cannot be compared to it. Whoever therefore claims to be zealous of truth, of happiness, of wisdom or knowledge, must become a lover of books.”

“I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man.”

“None of us is smarter than all of us.”