"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing...." - Quote by Mark Twain
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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“Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.”
“As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales.”
“It is very vulgar to talk about one's own business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then only at dinner parties.”