"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing...." - Quote by Mark Twain

“We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.”

“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”

“I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”

“Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.”

“As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales.”

“It is very vulgar to talk about one's own business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then only at dinner parties.”

“I feel that I'm very blessed. But with great blessings come great responsibility.”

“Humility makes us ready to be blessed by the God of all grace.”

“Those undeserved joys which come uncalled and make us more pleased than grateful are they that sing.”