"There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.”

“Twenty-four years ago I was strangely handsome; in San Francisco in the rainy season I was often mistaken for fair weather.”

“Truth is such a precious article - let us all economize in its use.”

“I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood".”

“One day we will learn that the heart can never be totally right if the head is totally wrong. Only through the bringing together of head and heart-intelligence and goodness-shall man rise to a fulfillment of his true nature.”

“There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry.”

“I want to excel at something, to follow through, to not be afraid.”

“Each moment of my life I was dreaming of how great I could be, and continued working hard. Each time I closed my eyes I could see me shining bright like a sun.”

“I'm hungry for VMAs and Grammys. That's my main goal.”