If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
“Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.”
“The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first”
“Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.”
“Give not advice without being asked, and when desired, do it briefly.”
“Sometimes all you need to do to win clever people over to a principle is to present it in the form of a shocking paradox.”
“Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.”
“Lose no time to contradict her, Nor endeavor to convict her; Only take this rule along, Always to advise her wrong, And reprove her when she's right; She may then grow wise for spite.”
“Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.”
“Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.”