"There is nothing so annoying as a..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.”

“A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.”

“A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.”

“I have known only one way of carrying on missionary work, viz., by personal example and discussion with searchers for knowledge.”

“A good example is the best sermon.”

“A superior who works on his own development sets an almost irresistible example.”

“Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.”

“I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.”

“I don't deny it," said Frodo, looking at Sam, who was now grinning. "I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you are sleeping again, whether you snore or not. I shall kick you hard to make sure.”