"They say a tie is like kissing..." - Quote by Lou Holtz

“We will use some kind of option and we will throw the football. I hope it will be at our people.”

“If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better.”

“When all is said and done, more is said than done.”

“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.”

“My uncle played rugby, and my dad played football, and they used to argue which game was the roughest - and everybody agreed rugby was. It's a great team sport, and to be successful, every person has to play in the same level.”

“Drugs have been in the game for a long time. They were there when I was in college, and even in high school. It's in life. It's in business. It's everywhere.”

“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”

“Lady gagas "hair" is my theme song.”

“Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is how I got a good job in journalism.”