"They say a tie is like kissing..." - Quote by Lou Holtz
They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
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“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.”
“My uncle played rugby, and my dad played football, and they used to argue which game was the roughest - and everybody agreed rugby was. It's a great team sport, and to be successful, every person has to play in the same level.”
“Drugs have been in the game for a long time. They were there when I was in college, and even in high school. It's in life. It's in business. It's everywhere.”
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“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
“Lady gagas "hair" is my theme song.”
“Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is how I got a good job in journalism.”