"When the bank asks me about my..." - Quote by Lou Holtz

“I've never seen the yellow light, umm the yellow line be wrong.”

“Remember that adversity presents us with numerous possibilities for success, if we are just willing to see them.”

“Don't tell me how rocky the sea is, just bring the ship in.”

“I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to put on top of the Ritz. Try it with cheese. Try it with peanut butter. Come on, man, they're crackers, that's why I got them. I like crackers! I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates!”

“I know that all over America there's probably politicians sending out pictures of themselves signing that mandatory helmet bill, but it's bullshit. I say that as a parent.”

“I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.”

“To say that a man is your Friend means commonly no more than this, that he is not your enemy.”

“The best friend is he that, when he wishes a person's good, wishes it for that person's own sake.”

“But there are higher secrets of culture, which are not for the apprentices, but for proficients. These are lessons only for the brave. We must know our friends under ugly masks. The calamities are our friends.”