"At 50, if you are on a..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid.”

“The severest justice may not always be the best policy”

“There are few things wholly evil or wholly good. Almost everything, especially of government policy, is an inseparable compound of the two, so that our best judgment of the preponderance between them is continually demanded.”

“Einstein didn't speak until he was four, leading most of his teachers to believe he was crazy. That is until he whipped out the theory of relativity. BAYUM! Showed you guys.”

“I can't get no respect.”

“Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.”

“I find my breath gets short, but it seldom gets longer as a man gets older. I take it as it comes, and make the most of it. That's the best way, ain't it?”

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.”

“The rain, it raineth every day.”