"If it's your job to eat a..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“I should be sorry to think it was the publishers themselves they got up this entire little flutter to enable them to unload a book that was taking too much room in their cellars, but you can never tell what a publisher will do. I have been one myself.”

“You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.”

“You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you”

“My advice is to never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time.”

“Nothing can be more useful to a man than a determination not to be hurried.”

“It is opposition that makes us productive.”

“There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!”

“That we would doWe should do when we would, for this 'would' changes,And hath abatements and delays as manyAs there are tongues, are hands, are accidents,And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh,That hurts by easing.”

“The most difficult job is the one that you never get started on.”