"The only way to keep your health..." - Quote by Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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“We adore titles and heredities in our hearts and ridicule them with our mouths. This is our democratic privilege.”
“Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.”
“A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditch digging.”
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“Restraint never ruins one's health.”
“I claim that in losing the spinning wheel we lost our left lung. We are, therefore, suffering from galloping consumption. The restoration of the wheel arrests the progress of the fell disease.”
“Proper turkey preparation is critical. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more Americans die every year from eating improperly cooked turkey than were killed in the entire Peloponnesian War. This is because turkey can contain salmonella, which are tiny bacteria that, if they get in your bloodstream, develop into full-grown salmon, which could come leaping out of your mouth during an important business presentation.”
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“What do you want me to tell Romney? I can't tell him to do that. I can't tell him to do that to himself. You're crazy. You're absolutely crazy. You're getting as bad as Biden.”
“Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.”
“You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.”