"The woman who follows the crowd will..." - Quote by Albert Einstein
The woman who follows the crowd will usually believe that I said this.
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“You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they're hungry! That's a double whammy! "Bush, search party of three!" You can eat once you find the DuFresnes!”
“Being a famous writer is a little like being a tall dwarf. You're on the edge of normality.”
“A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”