"The woman who follows the crowd will..." - Quote by Albert Einstein

“I have become an obstinate heretic in the eyes of my colleagues. Momentary success carries more power of conviction than reflections upon principles.”

“Show me a satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure.”

“I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus.”

“In this distribution of functions, the scholar is the delegated intellect. In the right state, he is, Man Thinking. In the degenerate state, when the victim of society, he tends to become a mere thinker, or, still worse, the parrot of other men's thinking.”

“"A minority of one"... the definition of insanity.”

“Gardening is civil and social, but it wants the vigor and freedom of the forest and the outlaw.”

“You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they're hungry! That's a double whammy! "Bush, search party of three!" You can eat once you find the DuFresnes!”

“Being a famous writer is a little like being a tall dwarf. You're on the edge of normality.”

“A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”