"If you can say a thing with..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“Remember that the progress of the world depends on your knowing better than your elders.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth”

“Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.”

“If you look at the best-seller list, it is mostly thrillers. Very few books attempt to create an image of the life we live. I knew there were writers who wore tweed coats and lived in Connecticut and somehow made a living, and that's what I aimed to do. I've tried to write as well as I can with books that say something to any reader.”

“Music expresses longing and love and joy better than any piece of dialogue you can ever write.”

“I don't know what I'm going to write when I begin to write. It feels like you are walking down a path, but you can't see around the bend and you don't know where you are going to go, which is fun.”

“One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.”

“The scholars of Ireland seem not to have the least conception of style, but run on in a flat phraseology, often mingled with barbarous terms.”

“My Caps Lock Key Is Loud!”