"I claim to be a simple individual..." - Quote by Mahatma Gandhi

“A born democrat is a born disciplinarian.”

“Truth is as hard as adamant and tender as a blossom.”

“It is degrading both for man and woman that woman should be called upon or induced to forsake the hearth and shoulder the rifle for the protection of that hearth.”

“Even the good artisans fell into the same error as the poets; because they were good workmen they thought that they also knew all sorts of high matters, and this defect in them overshadowed their wisdom.”

“On the pinnacle of success man does not stand firm long.”

“To know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge. When you say something, say what you know. When you don't know something, say you don't know. That is knowledge.”

“I have this table in my new house. They put this table in without asking. It was some weird nouveau riche marble table, and I hated it. But it was literally so heavy that it took a crane to move it. We would try to set up different things around it, but it never really worked. I realized that table was my ego. No matter what you put around it, under it, no matter who photographed it, the douchebaggery would always come through.”

“Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.”

“I can't tell anybody else how to run their life or their business, but I really believe I've got a good bead on myself.”