"Never lend money to a friend. It's..." - Quote by Sam Levenson
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
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“My toughest fight was with my first wife.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“Absolutely not. I'm an expert in procrastination, but the last thing I want you to think is that I'm incompetent, too. Because I'm actually pretty good at what I do." -Jo”
More on Friendship
“Friendship is the unspeakable joy and blessing that result to two or more individuals who from constitution sympathize. Such natures are liable to no mistakes, but will know each other through thick and thin. Between two by nature alike and fitted to sympathize, there is no veil, and there can be no obstacle. Who are the estranged? Two friends explaining.”
“The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense of humor.”
“I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world.”