"Good judgment comes from experience. And where..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.”

“And so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.”

“Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.”

“And never have I felt so deeply at one and the same time so detached from myself and so present in the world.”

“Experience is a teacher that knows no favorites.”

“I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a crime I didn't commit.”

“I never came across anyone in whom the moral sense was dominant who was not heartless, cruel, vindictive, log-stupid, and entirely lacking in the smallest sense of humanity. Moral people, as they are termed, are simple beasts.”

“When Pleasure is at the bar the jury is not impartial.”

“Who judges best of a Man, his Enemies or himself?”