"My mother had a great deal of..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray; and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.”

“Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.”

“A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.”

“The most important job in life is being a mom.”

“My success and everything good that I have done, I owe to my mother.”

“Any sane person would have left long ago. But I cannot. I have my sons.”

“Thou art thy mother's glass, and she in theeCalls back the lovely April of her prime...”

“You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.”

“We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .”