"The best way to save face is..." - Quote by Lou Holtz
The best way to save face is not to use the lower half.
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“Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the bed. We had no refrigerator, no shower or tub, and no privacy. My parents shared the bedroom with my sister and me.”
“One reason I won't compromise is because I believe honesty helps you win over the long haul. You can win a game tomorrow and lose a team. You can lose a game tomorrow and win a football team.”
“It's always better to face the truth, no matter how uncomfortable, than to continue coddling a lie.”
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“I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.”
“Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.”
“Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.”