"President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation..." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet.”

“I'm going to do 'The Social Network Two: The Electric Boogaloo.' And I have a part in 'Beige Swan.' I'm going to be the lead, but I don't dance. I just do a lot of sitting down. It's too tiring to get up and dance around. That should be coming out in 20-never.”

“Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.”

“Of all the officers of the Government, those of the Department of Justice should be kept most free from any suspicion of improper action on partisan or factional grounds, so that there shall be gradually a growth, even though a slow growth, in the knowledge that the Federal courts and the representatives of the Federal Department of Justice insist on meting out even-handed justice to all.”

“Unlike some politicians, I can admit to a mistake.”

“There is nothing that politicians like better than handing out benefits to be paid for by someone else.”

“If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?”

“Congress, after years of stalling, finally got around to clearing the way for informal discussions that might lead to possible formal talks that could potentially produce some kind of tenative agreements.”

“Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?”