"A committee is a thing which takes..." - Quote by Elbert Hubbard

“Men who marry for gratification, propagation or the matter of buttons or socks, must expect to cope with and deal in a certain amount of quibble, subterfuge, concealments, and double, deep-dyed prevarication.”

“The fool is not the man who merely does foolish things. The fool is the man who does not know enough to cash in on his foolishness.”

“It is easy to get everything you want, provided you first learn to do without the things you cannot get.”

“Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them.”

“There is nothing worse than doing the wrong thing well.”

“Far too much reorganization goes on all the time. Organizitis is like a spastic colon.”

“There exists above the "productive" man a yet higher species.”

“The world does not pay men for that which they “know”. It pays them for what they do, or induce others to do.”

“If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time.”