"I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”

“There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.”

“No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.”

“Years place at last a venerable crown upon a head.”

“She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.”

“What other sport holds out hope of improvement to a man or a woman over fifty? True, the pros begin to falter at around forty, but it is their putting nerves that go, not their swings. For a duffer like [me], the room for improvement is so vast that three lifetimes could be spent roaming the fiarways carving away at it, convinced that perfection lies just over the next rise. And that hope, perhaps, is the kindest bliss of all that golf bestows upon its devotees.”

“Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.”

“Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.”

“It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.”