"Lord save us all from old age..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Children and fools always speak the truth”

“Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.”

“To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology.”

“If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it not the age of Revolution; when the old and the new stand side by side, and admit of being compared; when the energies of all men are searched by fear and by hope; when the historic glories of the old can be compensated by the rich possibilities of the new era?”

“This will be the day when we shall bring into full realization the dream of American democracy - a dream yet unfulfilled. A dream of equality of opportunity, of privilege and property widely distributed; a dream of a land where men will not take necessities from the many to give luxuries to the few.”

“I'm very hopeful. I am very optimistic about the future.”

“One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.”

“A woman is always younger than a man at equal years.”

“Observation is an old man's memory.”