"I crave fit disposition for my wife;Due..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“A hand as fruitful as the land that feeds us; His dew falls everywhere.”

“Romeo: I dreamt a dream tonight. Mercutio: And so did I. Romeo: Well, what was yours? Mercutio: That dreamers often lie. Romeo: In bed asleep while they do dream things true.”

“We should hold day with the Antipodes,If you would walk in absence of the sun.”

“When I get married, I want to be really married”

“The marriage vow is an absurdity imposed by society.”

“No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.”

“I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.”

“We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it.”

“I came to accept that I have no right whatsoever to judge others in terms of my own customs, however much I may be proud of such customs.”