Insult Quotes

Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging think amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams.

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

You know well I couldn't bear to live with a low common man after you two; and it's wicked and cruel of you to insult me by pretending I could.

Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side.

Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all!

Bukharin's a swine and surely worse than a swine because he thinks it below his dignity to write a couple of lines.

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.

One insult pocketed soon produces another.

A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.

God's mercy on you degenerate swine.

Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done? Aaron: That which thou canst not undo. Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

I see you finally got a number to match your IQ.

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

Scurrility has no object in view but incivility; if it is uttered from feelings of petulance, it is mere abuse; if it is spoken in a joking manner, it may be considered raillery.

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad.

I scorn you, scurvy companion.

If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.

Moral contempt is a far greater indignity and insult than any kind of crime.

thou art the best o' the cut-throats

O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch!Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?

O braggart vile and damned furious wight!

Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter!

Tis beauty that doth oft make women proud; but, God He knows, thy share thereof is small.

How low am I, thou painted maypole?

They are hare-brain'd slaves.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom!

Sometimes the poor are praised for being thrifty. But to recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.

To tolerate is to insult.

Thou art a Castilian King urinal!

Avaunt, you cullions!

Your father is a fool skin deep; but you are a fool to your very marrow.

I'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me spade.

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.

Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.

You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

Thou art a very ragged Wart.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig!

Rebukes are easy from our betters,From men of quality and letters;But when low dunces will affront,What man alive can stand the brunt?

Take you me for a sponge?

O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love!