"To think I should have lived to..." - Quote by J R R Tolkien

“For you do not yet know the strengths of your hearts, and you cannot foresee what each may meet on the road.”

“I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.”

“I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.'”

“I don't deny it," said Frodo, looking at Sam, who was now grinning. "I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you are sleeping again, whether you snore or not. I shall kick you hard to make sure.”

“When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.”

“More of your conversation would infect my brain.”

“I never seen snakes on a plane”

“America has never quite forgiven Europe for having been discovered somewhat earlier in history than itself.”

“My mama told me I was already in a hurry as a child. I even had measles and chicken pox at the same time”