"From my experience let me say this:..." - Quote by Margaret Thatcher

“Life's greatest reward is life itself”

“Socialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs”

“You cannot make an omelet without breaking some balls”

“Now, once again, we find ourselves facing rising gas prices, and the question is: This time, are we going to learn from the past? Are we finally going to get serious about energy conservation? Of course not! We have the brains of mealworms! So we need to get more oil somehow. As far as I can figure, there's only one practical way to do this. That's right: We need to clone more dinosaurs. We have the technology, as was shown in two blockbuster scientific movies, Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park Returns with Exactly the Same Plot. Once we have the dinosaurs, all we need is an asteroid.”

“The more success the quantum theory has, the sillier it looks”

“Does not the discipline of the scientific spirit just commence when one no longer harbours any conviction?”

“Bagehot did what so many thousand of young graduates before him had done,--he studied for the bar; and then, having prepared himself to practise law, followed another large body of young men in deciding to abandon it.”

“The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.”

“The mode of founding a college is, commonly, to get up a subscription of dollars and cents, and then, following blindly the principles of a division of labor to its extreme,--a principle which should never be followed but with circumspection,--to call in a contractor who makes this a subject of speculation,... and for these oversights successive generations have to pay.”