"I try not to see new comics..." - Quote by George Carlin

“You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get up past around... a minute, minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there.”

“If a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together.”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

“Jealousy is always born with love, but does not die with it. In jealousy there is more of self-love than of love to another.”

“It will be a great pity if any feeling of jealousy or egotism gain ground amongst you.”

“The more adept we become at cultivating an altruistic attitude, the happier we will feel and the more comfortable will be the atmosphere around us. But if our emotions fluctuate wildly and we easily give in to hatred and jealousy, even our friends will avoid us. So even for people with no spiritual beliefs, it is important to have a peaceful mind.”

“Vanity can apply to both insecurity and egotism.”

“Only the insecure strive for security.”

“Insecurity is the result of trying to be secure.”