"I'm easy to look like, so there..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“My nails are my rhythm section when I'm writing a song all alone. Some day, I may cut an album, just me and my nails.”

“I listen to my old records and I think, 'How did I ever get on the radio?'”

“I wake up with new dreams every day...more I can do to channel that into things that I love to create is healthier for me and probably for everybody around me.”

“Every hero becomes a bore at last.”

“He lives in fame that died in virtue's cause.”

“How am I influencing so many people on this stage rather than influencing the ones that I have back home?”

“If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman, he may pronounce as he pleases.”

“My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.”

“I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.”