"If I were a woman I would..." - Quote by William Shakespeare
If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not
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More on Desire
“Other people have more than they need, I alone seem wanting.”
“Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with indefinite thoughts and vast wishes.”
“There are three wants which never can be satisfied: that of the rich, who wants something more; that of the sick, who wants something different; and that of the traveler, who says anywhere but here.”
More on Attraction
“We know, Mr. Weller - we, who are men of the world - that a good uniform must work its way with the women, sooner or later.”
“I do not want no pretty woman. First thing you know, you fall in love with her-then you got to kill somebody about her. She'll make you so jealous, you'll bust!”
“Look your best - who said love is blind?”