"All the world's a stage, and all..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“Is it not strange, that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies!”

“Ay me! for aught that I could ever read, Could ever hear by tale or history, The course of true love never did run smooth. But, either it was different in blood,- Or else it stood upon the choice of friends,- Or, if there were a sympathy in choice, War, death, or sickness did lay siege to it.”

“Most friendship is faining, most loving mere folly:Then, heigh-ho, the holly.This life is most jolly.”

“For the first 25 years of my life, I wanted freedom. For the next 25 years, I wanted order. For the next 25 years, I realized that order is freedom.”

“I have not wasted my life trifling with literary fools in taverns, as Johnson did, when he should have been shaking England with the thunder of his spirit”

“We cannot build our lives around what might happen tomorrow.”

“International football is the continuation of war by other means.”

“I have rather a strange objection to talking from the back platform of a train.... It changes too often. It moves around and shifts its ground too often. I like a platform that stays put.”

“If you want to shoot rare, fast-moving elephants, you should always carry a loaded gun.”