"The person who is most a part..." - Quote by George Carlin

“I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.”

“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”

“Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids”

“If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.”

“Being where you from is a strong genetic. You can't run from it.”

“If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen”

“We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for professionalism as long as the energy was there. Like our live shows: We're out of tune and use a lot of feedback. That's not on purpose or because we don't care, we're just musically and rhythmically retarded and we play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough.”

“It doesn't matter what I think. It doesn't matter what other people think. You have to get on the ice and participate and play and the best team wins.”

“You can do 'Hamlet' while performing cartwheels... as long as the audience sees your eyes - you can make the performance real.”