"It was the typical paranoid experience [to..." - Quote by George Carlin

“There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' You know bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.”

“I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.”

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”

“The machine has got to be accepted, but it is probably better to accept it rather as one accepts a drug - that is, grudgingly and suspiciously. Like a drug, the machine is useful, dangerous, and habit-forming. The oftener one surrenders to it the tighter its grip becomes.”

“The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.”

“One cat just leads to another.”

“The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.”

“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast”

“Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.”