"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat...." - Quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I do squats until I fall over and pass out. So what? It’s not going to kill me. I wake up five minutes later and I’m OK”

“You'll get more from being a peacemaker than a warrior.”

“I never listen that you can't.”

“This is a question too difficult for a mathematician. It should be asked of a philosopher"(when asked about completing his income tax form)”

“I have to apologize to you that I am still among the living. There will be a remedy for this, however.”

“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?”

“I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.”

“I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.”

“Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.”