"When you step on the brakes your..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”

“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”

“Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.”

“My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit”

“Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.”

“There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.”

“Can you deal with the most vital matters by letting events take their course? Can you step back from you own mind and thus understand all things? Giving birth and nourishing, having without possessing, acting with no expectations, leading and not trying to control: this is the supreme virtue.”

“It is within our power not to make a judgement about something, and so not disturb our minds; for nothing in itself possesses the power to form our judgements.”

“The problem was how to keep the wheels of industry turning without increasing the real wealth of the world. Goods must be produced, but they must not be distributed. And in practice the only way of achieving this was by continuous warfare.”