"So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH..." - Quote by George Carlin

“They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.”

“I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.”

“The angles of my body show you an awful lot. I started doing coke to feel open, but by that time, the hole had opened so wide that I'd fallen through. The body language in those photos tells you everything.”

“An old man in a house is a good sign.”

“What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? Young son, it argues a distemper'd head So soon to bid good morrow to thy bed: Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye, And where care lodges, sleep will never lie; But where unbruised youth with unstuff'd brain Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign.”

“I was an arden Hayes man, but that was natural, for I was pretty young at the time, I have since convinced myself that the political opinioins of a nation are of next to no value, in any case, but that what little rag of value they posess is to be found among the old, rather than among the young.”

“It is time to be oldTo take in sail.”

“The heat of youth is not more opposed to safety than the coldness of age.”

“You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.”